The Best Redneck Jokes
Redneck jokes became super popular in the late 1980’s and early to mid-nineties thanks to popular blue collar comedian Jeff Foxworthy. He released several books and a comedy album featuring redneck jokes. The album went triple platinum, selling over 3 million copies.
There are a couple different ways to tell a redneck joke. Some these jokes are in question form such as why, what, or how? The other way is the one that Jeff Worthy made famous, beginning the joke with: You might be a redneck if…
You Might Be a Redneck Jokes
You might be a redneck if you wash your paper cups.
You might be a redneck if you have a home that’s Mobile and 12 cars that aren’t.
You might be a redneck if you laugh at Jeff Foxworthy and not at him.
You might be a redneck if you’re too drunk to fish.
You might be a redneck if you’re cousin is also your wife.
You might be a redneck if your mom walks with you to school because you’re both in High School.
You might be redneck cafe owner if your soup of the day is Whiskey.
You might be a redneck if you need a spare tire for your house.
You might be a redneck if your brother bought the most expensive house in town but you have to help him take the wheels off.
You might be a redneck if one of your wishes granted by a genie is the Humping Animals Coloring Book.
You might be a redneck if you use car wax on your house.
You might be a redneck if home improvement consists of new tires and wheels.
You might be a redneck if you mow your hard and find your house.
You might be a redneck if you had moonshine for breakfast.
You might be a redneck if you think a stock market sells cattle.
You might be a redneck if you think a stock market sells gun parts.
You might be a redneck if your front porch collapses and kills all your pets.
You might be a redneck if you use toilet paper as napkins.
You might be a redneck if your home has more miles on it than your car.
You might be a redneck if your Christmas tree is still up in July.
You might be a redneck if you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
You might be a redneck if a wheelbarrow is your most liable form of transportation.
You might be a redneck if you wash and reuse your paper plates.
You might be a redneck if you think pro wrestling is real.
More Funny Redneck Jokes
Why is it easy for a redneck to commit a crime? Everyone has the same DNA and there aren’t any dental records.
What do you get when you put the entire redneck football team in one room? A full set of teeth.
What does a redneck couple become when they break up? Cousins.
What does NASCAR stand for? Non-Athletic Sports Centered Around Rednecks
How can you tell if someone is a redneck? There is a can of Raid in every single room of the house.
What is a dead giveaway that someone is a redneck? They are state champion for mud wrestling.
How can you tell if someone is a redneck? They need a step-ladder to get into their truck.
How can you tell if someone is a redneck? You can hear their car from a mile away.